The
last name Berry meaning (surname) is explained:
LANE, A HAPPY HARKING BACK TO SUSSEX DOWNS...
TAX COLLECTORS LOVED HAROLD ON "COUNTRY ROAD"
BUT LOATHED TO TREK THROUGH THICKET AND GOAD.
UNFOLDING GRINCH FINGERS THEY MERRILY MILLED,
FINGERS WHICH SUSSEX SO SORROWFULLY FILLED...
OR THEY WOULD PAIN THE PRICK OF A POINTY PIKE.
BUT SAXONS WHO DWELLED DEEP IN SHAW AND DELL
MADE TAX COLLECTORS AS MAD AS KNELL.
ONE ASSUMES THAT SURNAME BERRY BECAME FIXED AND HEREDITARY BECAUSE WILLIAM THE CONQUEROR'S TAX HERALD HAPPENED ON FLAX HAROLD NEAR A BERRY PATCH, CONCEIVED A FEW HARRIES, RECEIVED A FEW BERRIES. NOT SO. LIKE A RUDDY BLOODHOUND A HAROLD THEY FOUND WHO LIVED HIGH UP ON A "NOTABLE MOUND." THEY SPEWED FORTH A FEW FRAGRANT MIDDLE-AGES EXPLETIVES AND BEGAN THEIR ONEROUS CLIMB. THREE LAZY LOVERS OF EASE WERE NOT AT ALL PLEASED--"SWEAT" IS A TERRIBLE TERM IN THE TAX COLLECTOR LEXICON. SINCE THE GERMANS HAD ALREADY USED UP ALL THE "BERG" NAMES, THEY LEDGERED HAROLD ON THE HILL, "HAROLD BERRY."
Berg is a significant piece of real estate, and some like New York mayor Michael Bloomberg, Allen Stewart Konigsberg (Woody Allen), who possess a "berg" syllable in their name end up with their own "notable mound" of money. STEVEN SPIELBERG is another example. Donald Trump had already warned Steven that money, during divorce proceedings, had a whimsical capacity to fly away; but Steven fell in love with another. Thus Steven is only worth $2.5 billion instead of $2.9 billon. Do not worry, KATE CAPSHAW has her nest on the rest.
HALLE BERRY is glad she had a pre-nuptial; she is very fond of her notable mounds. CHUCK BERRY is still beloved by millions who love to see him performing his get-along on a notable mound called a stage.
These are first names that Jasus The Name Computer recommends as having the highest probability of placing baby BERRY on highways of health, wealth, and happiness: Amedeo Chuckie Elihu Hendrikus Holcombe Julien Justice Lorenzo Mariano Miguel Monroe Nicolaas Nikolaas Sherwood Theodor; Antonette Antonia Brooke Caitlyn Carolina Dolores Donalee Eleanor Evelyn Giovanna Glorianna Halle Judie Julie Juliett Kaitlyn Marilyn Morgiana Muriel Myriam Roseanne Suzie.
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