The
last name Depp meaning (surname) is explained:
HAROLD TAGGED "HALF-WIT"
NAGGED "NITWIT"
FLAGGED "DIMWIT"
KIR-ED TAXERS IN STEPPE SURNAMED DEPP.
BUT A QUICKSTEP AND SIDESTEP
EVADED THEIR GOOSESTEP...
ALL WISHED FOR SUCH 'DEP, BONNY DEPP.
BARRELED CONFORMIST
LOATHED THIS NON-CONFORMIST
THIS OPTIMIST PSALMIST SO HEP.
BOXED IN THINKERS WERE STINKERS
WHO WORE GRAY MARE BLINKERS...
ALL WISHED FOR SUCH 'DEP, BONNY DEPP.
WHEN WAFFLED CRITICS CHIDED HIM,
GIVING HIS "FOOL" NAME NO RANK,
I THINK I HEARD JOHNNY DEPP CRYING,
CRYING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
All institutions of learning are waffle irons, which imprint subtle socialization on citizens whose taxes perpetuate the regime in power. People who think outside the box are frowned upon. The chief waffle pours the batter of his students into the waffle iron, lowers the lid, and snickers while students sizzle under the scholastic scald. When chief waffle lifts lid, if edibles do not agree exactly as he, no PhD. The blind lead the blind 'til both fall in the ditch. Where would the world be without the electric light of home-schooled Thomas Edison, called "addled" by his public school teacher. Where would our planet be without the brothers WRIGHT "all-purpose woodworker "? The parents of Orville and Wilbur were like the mother of Edison. Therefore workers in wood crafted a kite, dreamed of flight, and embarrassed the balk at Kitty Hawk. John Christopher Depp portrays characters who think (and sometimes scissor-handedly look) outside the box.
These are the first names Jasus says rank with high possibility of DEPP 'dep and bank: Johnchristopher, Chuckie Justice Lorenzo, Jullien Nicolaas, Julien Mariano Monroe Sherwood, Amedeo, Miguel Theodor, Booke Brooke Roberto Roscoe, Elihu Hendrikus Holcombe Nikolaas, Miguel Theodor, Audie Julio Louis, Joul Kit Lous, Babe Jace Sol, Artur Maury Murray Rahul Raymund Truman, Jual; Antonette Jullie Morgiana Muriel, Suzie, Jula Uma, Antonia Bunnie Donalee Evelyn Giovanna Kaitlyn Marilyn, Dolores Eleanor Juliett, Judie, Julie, Carolina Glorianna Roseanne, Laruh Subrah.
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